The discreet vibrator that got me through living in a house share

Updated: 21/08/2023

Most of us have been there, living in a house share, sharing an apartment, or even just living at home desperate to get off. You want to use your new toy but are afraid someone will hear, they may even just walk in on it without knocking first, and living with people like that means that you never seem to get any peace or private alone time.

Vibrations, buzzes, mechanical whirring and even storing your adult toys is a hassle. People can be nosey, and inquisitive and it never feels as if you can just relax and have some fun with yourself, you’re constantly on the lookout. Something I always found weird was that discreet sex was so much easier to hide than sex toys were, does anyone else feel the same?

I have always been an incredibly horny person and when I was living in a house share trying to find the right time to masturbate and still be discreet about things was a hard task. I was always so self-conscious that my housemates would hear me or walk in on me, it was never relaxing as I always had to keep listening out in case one of them came home early.

All of the adult toys that I owned were just way too loud for living in that kind of shared environment, I had nowhere to store them and I could never quite get into it properly because of the fear that someone could hear the noises coming from my adult toys.

My friend introduced me to an incredibly silent vibrator, you can read the full story here. She lived with her parents who would have died on the spot (not an exaggeration) had they known she was using a bullet vibrator all of the time and riding her college professor whenever they got the chance, but what they don’t know won’t hurt them.

The quiet vibrator that she kindly introduced me to is the one below, I wanted to share it with any of you who are self-conscious about noisy vibrators and want something extra quiet and discreet.

The Most Silent Vibrator I Own

This supersex vibrator got me through a house share where you could literally hear people snoring in the next room. It may look small but it’s incredibly powerful, extremely quiet, and utterly easy to store away as it does look so discreet. Some say it’s the perfect purse vibrator as it can be hidden away and away from any prying eyes at a moment’s notice.

Tracey Cox (the brains behind this vibrator) is an acclaimed sex expert and with her expertise, she thought of everything, including that some people only get a moment’s peace when they are in the bathroom so you will find that this vibrator is also completely waterproof. It is the best vibrator that ticks all of the boxes for discreetness, quiet vibrations, and powerful easy-to-use vibrations.

The pinpoint clitoral stimulation feature on this bullet vibrator is out of this world, I used to slip into my bed and hold the quiet vibrator onto my clit, and within minutes I was climaxing again and again without the need to relax in between. The motor despite its small size is incredibly powerful, it harnesses serious vibration and speed, something you wouldn’t think when you first saw it.

I love this whisper-quiet powerful vibrator so much that I still use it to this day, even with my boyfriend. I just love how powerful it is, how simple it is to use, and the accuracy of the vibrations that send me into orgasm overload whenever I need them too. It is just one of the best vibrators ever made for its simplicity and intensity.

Make sure to also check out my full sex toy collection, it’s filled with toys that a sex blogger like me uses every single day and you will see that my little quiet vibrator makes an appearance in there too.

Living In A Quiet House Trying To Get Yourself Off

I know how hard it can be, I have been there more than a few times. You feel like every single buzz or noise can be heard amplified in your roommate’s bedrooms. Nobody wants their friends hearing them get off and nobody wants to feel like they can’t truly relax out of fear that they are going to be walked in on or caught mid-orgasm.

When I first got this clitoral vibrator I was convinced it would be just as loud as all of my other ones, I also worried the people in my house share would see my clitoral vibrator arriving but thankfully neither of these things happened. My toy arrived packaged in a plain, boring, brown box. I unpackaged it, turned it on, and smiled to myself for me the most important thing was the claim that it was quiet and I instantly found out that the whisper-quiet vibrations claims were entirely true and I could use this quiet vibrator whenever I pleased without worrying someone was going to hear it.

I know how hard it can be to try and get yourself off when everyone is home, no matter where you live but this bullet vibrator did change that for me.

I would go into my bedroom, close the door we didn’t have locks on our doors so I would push something up against it which gave me time if someone did try and come in, however, I did try and plan it so that my roommates were out whenever I used it. My other way to masturbate when in a house share was in the shower (thankfully my vibrator is waterproof, which was something I hadn’t checked before I bought it) as I had my own bathroom and nobody was going to walk in on me in there.

When I was in my bed I would pull the covers up to my neck, place my laptop just above my stomach, and go to town on my pussy. Thankfully, my bullet vibrator was so silent I didn’t even need the sheets but if you’re a bit paranoid the sheets will muffle any noise. Also, if anyone came into my room it just looked like I was watching a movie on my laptop in bed. Thanks to the simple design and due to it not being a g spot vibrator I didn’t need to pull my legs back or bend over backward to get my orgasm, I just held it on my clit and awaited the flurry of orgasms that awaited me.

I had so many orgasms in that bedroom without anyone knowing, all thanks to an inexpensive vibrator that I kept in my closet. For how much it cost and for how much I used it anyone would have been fooled into thinking that it was one of them luxury rechargeable adult toys that cost a lot of money.

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How To Make Your Vibrator Silent

Although my quiet vibrator is just about totally silent and discreet in its design I thought I would give you some of my tips that I used when I was living in a house share, they make using even discreet toys even easier and give you that extra peace of mind that nobody can hear you when you are playing around with them. These tips will also work on any adult’s toys that may not be discreet or quiet and they will help you to dampen any noise or suspicion. If you have any tips that you want to share make sure to leave them in the comment section down below.

Muffle the noise with sheets and clothes

Masturbate under the sheets and wrap your vibrator in a t-shirt or anything you can use to muffle the sound without compromising on the quality of the vibrations. This is what I used to do before and after I got my quiet vibrator. I was a little bit paranoid about any sort of noise traveling into my roommate’s adjacent bedroom, the house I lived in had paper-thin walls so it was really important for me to feel comfortable when masturbating even if my vibrator was quiet.

Put some music or a playlist on

If you listen to music regularly then your roommates shouldn’t get suspicious about a little afternoon jazz every day. Just make sure it’s not too loud so that your roommates knock on your door for you to turn it down and if you want something that won’t distract you from the orgasms at hand or be too loud, just a light playlist coming out of your phone speakers will do. You can also do this with tv shows or movies, just have Netflix running in the background and tell your roommates you’re binge-watching a new series.

Use it in the bathroom with the tap running and enjoy complete privacy

My bullet vibrator is completely waterproof so you can use it in the shower or bath freely and without any worries. I personally think that this is one of the easiest ways for you to masturbate without anyone knowing about it, especially if you have your own bathroom.

If they do hear, blame it on your electric razor or electric toothbrush, it’s really easy to get away with it when you’re in the bathroom. For white noise put on a podcast, a music playlist, or even a tv show to muffle out any sounds you might be making.

Use it underwater (Works amazingly)

Sitting back in the bath, with a candle flickering and a little playlist playing in the background is one of my favorite ways to use my bullet vibrator, even now when I need a bit of ‘me’ time.

It’s completely waterproof and feels amazing in the bath and also there’s also no cleanup or wet patches to avoid afterward. If you’re still worried about anyone hearing you try it in the shower as the shower is much noisier and you can muffle everything in there and nobody is going to try and walk in if they hear the shower running.

If possible get a lock on your door (just in case)

Something that really helped me to relax was knowing there was a lock on my bathroom door, I had no lock on my actual bedroom door but I know that if I had one I would have been so much happier. Just knowing someone couldn’t have just walked in and caught me would have given me so much more peace of mind. Locks are really easy to install so I do recommend checking out if you can get one on your bedroom door.

How To Hide Your Discreet Vibrator

This isn’t always necessary but 9 times out of 10 making sure you store your vibrator discreetly and properly is essential to nobody finding it and accidentally stumbling across it.

I was always really careful about making sure my adult toys were properly stored and nobody would accidentally find them unless they were really, really looking for them. I used to store my bullet vibrator (once it was clean and dry) in my purse as nobody was going to be rooting around in there looking for something. There are lots of places you can store it though, places like under your mattress, inside your closet, inside a jacket pocket, etc, you have just got to do what works for you, and below I have left a few more of my top discreet hiding place.

Get a lockable bag/rucksack

You can easily hide a handbag or backpack, store it amongst your other bags and make it as boring as possible so that nobody would ever want to borrow it. I bought a cheap little lock for a couple of dollars and secured it to the zip and kept the key in my purse, that way if someone did find it they would have to rip it open to see what was inside.

Get a lockable box (put boring documents in it as a front)

A lockable box is another great discreet way to store your bullet vibrator, they are much harder to pry open than bags. You could also cover the vibrator with boring documents, old bills, and envelopes so that anyone searching won’t look much further. I love this lockable box, it’s really cheap and easy to slide under your bed or keep hidden away.

Set up fake content (cover up your vibrator with stuff unrelated to sex)

Back then I used to have my vibrator in a box, the same box had all my CDs, junk makeup, and just random boring things, if people get in your box they will get bored and leave. It’s so inconspicuous that even the nosiest people won’t think to look through a box full of junk.

Questions & Answers

• Why do you bother being discreet about adult toys? it’s their problem if they find it

The reason I used to hide my toys is that I didn’t want my roommates to find them and if I still lived in a houseshare I would still hide them, although it might be hard with how many I own now, I still don’t really want my mom, dad, kids (if I had them) or friends finding them.

• How do I clean my vibrator discreetly?

Keeping your adult toys clean is a huge must, it helps prevent bacteria and it helps to prolong the life of your adult toy. I had my own bathroom so it was much easier for me to clean my toys but if you share a bathroom, wait for a quiet moment, slip in and clean them or go in for a shower with your toys wrapped in your towel and bring them out wrapped in your towel.

• What About Shipping?

My bullet vibrator comes packaged in a discreet brown box, along with discreet shipping labels. You don’t need to worry about anyone knowing what it is.

• Would you consider this vibrator the highest-rated for low noise emissions?

I have used a lot of quiet vibrators in my time, along with many that promised total silence and absolutely no whirring noises, and for the price and the quality of this one, I don’t think I have ever used it better. It’s really discreet, quiet and for the money, it’s just perfect.

• Do quiet vibrators compromise on intensity?

I think that is a myth as I have never had that experience myself, whether you buy inexpensive or luxury, just because they’re more discreet I don’t think it compromises on the power of the vibrations.

If you have any more questions feel free to leave them in the comments below and I will reply to you immediately.

Jess <3